Finally after MANY different times of gasping when I found "it" I decided it was time to finish her off. I tied our wonderful Weber State ribbon around her neck and hung her from the ceiling over my co-worker's desk.
It was pretty funny until she left it up there for everyone to see, now I'm sure most of the office is afraid of me. =)
So that's why I LOVE my job!!! It's pretty much the coolest place ever.